==> Dave: Dodge Dare, Be First to Spin the Penalty Bottle
You have chosen to DODGE the DARE. This could be a wise choice. However, it is much more likely you have just made an UNWISE CHOICE.
The penalty for choosing to abjure is to spin the PENALTY BOTTLE. You are then obliged to engage in SLOPPY MAKEOUTS with whomever said bottle lands upon.
And the rules do stipulate WHOMEVER.
You retrieve your UNBREAKABLE KATANA. A real hard sword for a real hard dude. It was said to be forged by an ancient Otaku Master over the heat of a roaring manga fire. It was cooled in an enchanted spring where virgin horses nicker and bathe, and was said could be used only by one whose pointy anime shades were deemed sweet enough, and whose hair existed in a perpetually sculpted state of looking completely fucking awesome. All of those things were said by you.
DIRK YOU’RE SUCH AN ANIME
I… I just… Oh god. So much love.